Hello!

My name is Lauren and welcome to my blog! I am a student of North Central College located in the not so humble, primarily Christian and Conservative suburbs of Naperville, Illinois. I am also a student athlete with a job and highly involved on campus. I go out of my way to stay busy because doing nothing is pretty boring.

A few more facts about me:

• My favorite color is pink
• I love to dance (or more like flail my limbs freely)
• I think drag queens are the real queens of the world
• I have an astigmatism in my right eye
• My sarcastic, blunt, humor gets me in trouble more times than not (see next)
• I am the owner of a blog that shades the college I attend

Now, I love North Central College. It has brought me so many great opportunities and friendships. However like all colleges, there are downfalls…and North Central has many. My blog is all in comedic, satirical fun. I will be “spilling the tea” about what the typical student experience is and the many struggles we face on an every day basis.

I know what you’re thinking, “Are you sure you want to dedicate a blog that is graded by a professor who is employed by the very same institution you are roasting?” The answer to that is ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY! I pay a large sum of money to go here and I plan to exploit every last penny of it.